Scratch Vera
unclefather:

cuddlemonstercas:

oneglitterorgy:

urbandictionaryfinds:

hidefjesus:

I laminated a paper towel

why does this have 31 thousand notes

You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.

But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity
Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.
However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.
Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.
So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!
But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.
Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.
The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.
But you remain.
Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.
All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.
But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?
Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.
The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.
Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever. 
Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning? 
OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON
AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN
A LAMINATED
PAPER
T OW E L
IDK MAN,
I D K

Chill out its a paper towel

unclefather:

cuddlemonstercas:

oneglitterorgy:

urbandictionaryfinds:

hidefjesus:

I laminated a paper towel

why does this have 31 thousand notes

You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.

But wait this is actually freaking me out though, it raises so many questions about the otherwise incomprehensible meaning of life as a collective whole versus personal sustenance and longevity

Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.

However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.

Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.

So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!

But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.

Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.

The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.

But you remain.

Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.

All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.

But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?

Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.

The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.

Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.

Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning? 

OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON

AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN

A LAMINATED

PAPER

T OW E L

IDK MAN,

I D K

Chill out its a paper towel

iamafrayedknot:

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

MY TIME HAS COME

iamafrayedknot:

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

MY TIME HAS COME

fencer-x:

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

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sugarhoneywhat:

Neve Campbell

She looks like a lovely lady to me!

spoken-not-written:

WAKE UP AMERICA.

THESE ARE ‘WAFFLE FRIES’

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THESE ARE POTATO WAFFLES

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YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON POTATO WAFFLES AS WELL AS FREE HEALTH SERVICE AND ME. I PITY YOU.

micdotcom:

The 15 episodes of ‘The Simpsons’ you must watch during the 12-day marathon

The legendary series will make history once again Thursday when FXX will start an epic 12-day marathon of every Simpsons episode. That includes every “D’oh!” Duff and “Aye, caramba” from the 552-episode run.

Not many people have 12 solid days to spare, so here’s a list of the 15 essential and memorable episodes you can’t miss during the embiggen’d marathon.

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chris pratt // guardians of the galaxy press

bvddhist:

Organic ☼ // Spiritual ☯ // Hippie ☮
bvddhist:

Organic ☼ // Spiritual ☯ // Hippie ☮
brokenblackrabbit:

efere
terezibutttouchpyrope:

feeltheasterbro:

ashlei-11:

Season 1
Episode 0 - The Lost Episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8256wCCBVe8
Episode 1 - Divide And Conquer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCsvFyABFaw (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WarH4fWAJak (Part 2)
Episode 2 - Sisters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEpUt9TaC30 (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my7aq0Np5qI (Part 2)
Episode 3 - Final Exam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETFcA1fd1i0 (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee9efk5jvRw (Part 2)
Episode 4 - Forces Of Nature
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b90rRCF90Pg (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL27oS1sbBM (Part 2)
Episode 5 - The Sum Of His Parts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9Gd8Mz4PlI (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL7jR8TZJFI (Part 2)
Episode 6 - Nevermore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pYAN_8tIVc (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyG-Zf-pJ_4 (Part 2)
Episode 7 - Switched
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL9cipjIiek (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=592kdmyuazc (Part 2)
Episode 8 - Deep Six
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2SzAnhrvl8 (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFWUx2XAsa8 (Part 2)
Episode 9 - Masks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOGW-Ehqc8M (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEC3QhpJltI (Part 2)
Episode 10 - Mad Mod
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLtlQw2FnZQ (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCTqCDktzYU (Part 2)
Episode 11 - Car Trouble
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E86PG6I94eY
Episode 12 - Apprentice: Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8KmuR8I6-E
Episode 13 - Apprentice: Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8WcTRzc1b4
Season 2
Episode 1 - How Long Is Forever?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg4LCoXx6z4
Episode 2 - Every Dog Has His Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOd_LKbBxRY
Episode 3 - Terra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT4UARv3q14
Episode 4 - Only Human
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81rgdZOLxLc
Episode 5 - Fear Itself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRd8kEQlQTY
Episode 6 - Date With Destiny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U7higUXWgc
Episode 7 - Transformation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtmaeEDGrjs
Episode 8 - Titan Rising
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCliW6-V0zw
Episode 9 - Winner Take All
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Un7I7aKEg
Episode 10 - Betrayal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydRPJh7CCfo
Episode 11 - Fractured
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X-4-RP2lNs
Episode 12 - Aftershock: Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT2XYKSZ6Cs
Episode 13 - Aftershock: Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4bYhitHdsU
Season 3
Episode 1 - Deception
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLYQZ_6LO24
Episode 2 - X
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWG5gV-lP7Y
Episode 3 - Betrothed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHWidNhkqHM
Episode 4 - Crash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cBDPohJPJY
Episode 5 - Haunted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV75398EDB8
Episode 6 - Spellbound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddR-OOOi3VU
Episode 7 - Revolution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NttY8gP-4kY
Episode 8 - Wavelength
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c39cU9U9Y6I
Episode 9 - The Beast Within
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIS2xWemDU
Episode 10 - Can I Keep Him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjWeYH4eb8k
Episode 11 - Bunny Raven Or How To Make A Titananimal Disappear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZMHsKNjDZ4
Episode 12 - Titans East: Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BekN5yJ-p-s
Episode 13 - Titans East: Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rivymSon2dI
Season 4
Episode 1 - Episode 257-494
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jimVIT076O0
Episode 2 - Cyborg The Barbarian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKjNt8E-12g
Episode 3 - Birthmark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN7mZTCyc2I
Episode 4 - The Quest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eEkHsZOvzE
Episode 5 - Employee Of The Month
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JE8wQgm06Q
Episode 6 - TROQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeAmLlBDAfw
Episode 7 - The Prophecy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6lBiu5NBv0
Episode 8 - Stranded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7-cM1n-93o
Episode 9 - Overdrive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0k_UayidyY
Episode 10 - Mother Mae-Eye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGU1VqWTw-w
Episode 11 - The End: Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLMX2zP10rA
Episode 12 - The End: Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFiO-Jgu9R0
Episode 13 - The End: Part 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr9d0BgXOhU
Season 5
Episode 1 - Homecoming: Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgxdSgr8MhE
Episode 2 - Homecoming Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBGjxH95h_M
Episode 3 - Trust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPSMRtmGTas
Episode 4 - For Real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnWb4-NoHsw
Episode 5 - Snowblind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak1f0_ofZHs
Episode 6 - Kole
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4JxP7_kbSw
Episode 7 - Hide & Seek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1LcI6hb-cY
Episode 8 - Lightspeed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npQ0JmfwcO8
Episode 9 - Revved Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvevViDfQnc
Episode 10 - Go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_n_PVPxDJw
Episode 11 - Calling All Titans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1zrB9FsyNE
Episode 12 - Titans Together
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nx7s6EmbxA
Episode 13 - Things Change
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI88vqanAI
Movie
Teen Titans: Trouble In Tokyo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41jyffgWORg

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

WELL I KNOW WHAT IM DOING ALL NIGHT

brokenblackrabbit:

efere

terezibutttouchpyrope:

feeltheasterbro:

ashlei-11:

Season 1

Episode 0 - The Lost Episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8256wCCBVe8

Episode 1 - Divide And Conquer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCsvFyABFaw (Part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WarH4fWAJak (Part 2)

Episode 2 - Sisters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEpUt9TaC30 (Part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my7aq0Np5qI (Part 2)

Episode 3 - Final Exam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETFcA1fd1i0 (Part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee9efk5jvRw (Part 2)

Episode 4 - Forces Of Nature

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b90rRCF90Pg (Part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL27oS1sbBM (Part 2)

Episode 5 - The Sum Of His Parts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9Gd8Mz4PlI (Part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL7jR8TZJFI (Part 2)

Episode 6 - Nevermore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pYAN_8tIVc (Part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyG-Zf-pJ_4 (Part 2)

Episode 7 - Switched

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL9cipjIiek (Part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=592kdmyuazc (Part 2)

Episode 8 - Deep Six

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2SzAnhrvl8 (Part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFWUx2XAsa8 (Part 2)

Episode 9 - Masks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOGW-Ehqc8M (Part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEC3QhpJltI (Part 2)

Episode 10 - Mad Mod

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLtlQw2FnZQ (Part 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCTqCDktzYU (Part 2)

Episode 11 - Car Trouble

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E86PG6I94eY

Episode 12 - Apprentice: Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8KmuR8I6-E

Episode 13 - Apprentice: Part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8WcTRzc1b4

Season 2

Episode 1 - How Long Is Forever?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg4LCoXx6z4

Episode 2 - Every Dog Has His Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOd_LKbBxRY

Episode 3 - Terra

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT4UARv3q14

Episode 4 - Only Human

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81rgdZOLxLc

Episode 5 - Fear Itself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRd8kEQlQTY

Episode 6 - Date With Destiny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U7higUXWgc

Episode 7 - Transformation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtmaeEDGrjs

Episode 8 - Titan Rising

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCliW6-V0zw

Episode 9 - Winner Take All

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3Un7I7aKEg

Episode 10 - Betrayal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydRPJh7CCfo

Episode 11 - Fractured

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X-4-RP2lNs

Episode 12 - Aftershock: Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT2XYKSZ6Cs

Episode 13 - Aftershock: Part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4bYhitHdsU

Season 3

Episode 1 - Deception

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLYQZ_6LO24

Episode 2 - X

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWG5gV-lP7Y

Episode 3 - Betrothed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHWidNhkqHM

Episode 4 - Crash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cBDPohJPJY

Episode 5 - Haunted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV75398EDB8

Episode 6 - Spellbound

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddR-OOOi3VU

Episode 7 - Revolution

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NttY8gP-4kY

Episode 8 - Wavelength

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c39cU9U9Y6I

Episode 9 - The Beast Within

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrIS2xWemDU

Episode 10 - Can I Keep Him?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjWeYH4eb8k

Episode 11 - Bunny Raven Or How To Make A Titananimal Disappear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZMHsKNjDZ4

Episode 12 - Titans East: Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BekN5yJ-p-s

Episode 13 - Titans East: Part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rivymSon2dI

Season 4

Episode 1 - Episode 257-494

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jimVIT076O0

Episode 2 - Cyborg The Barbarian

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKjNt8E-12g

Episode 3 - Birthmark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN7mZTCyc2I

Episode 4 - The Quest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eEkHsZOvzE

Episode 5 - Employee Of The Month

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JE8wQgm06Q

Episode 6 - TROQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeAmLlBDAfw

Episode 7 - The Prophecy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6lBiu5NBv0

Episode 8 - Stranded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7-cM1n-93o

Episode 9 - Overdrive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0k_UayidyY

Episode 10 - Mother Mae-Eye

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGU1VqWTw-w

Episode 11 - The End: Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLMX2zP10rA

Episode 12 - The End: Part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFiO-Jgu9R0

Episode 13 - The End: Part 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr9d0BgXOhU

Season 5

Episode 1 - Homecoming: Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgxdSgr8MhE

Episode 2 - Homecoming Part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBGjxH95h_M

Episode 3 - Trust

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPSMRtmGTas

Episode 4 - For Real

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnWb4-NoHsw

Episode 5 - Snowblind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak1f0_ofZHs

Episode 6 - Kole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4JxP7_kbSw

Episode 7 - Hide & Seek

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1LcI6hb-cY

Episode 8 - Lightspeed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npQ0JmfwcO8

Episode 9 - Revved Up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvevViDfQnc

Episode 10 - Go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_n_PVPxDJw

Episode 11 - Calling All Titans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1zrB9FsyNE

Episode 12 - Titans Together

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nx7s6EmbxA

Episode 13 - Things Change

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI88vqanAI

Movie

Teen Titans: Trouble In Tokyo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41jyffgWORg

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

WELL I KNOW WHAT IM DOING ALL NIGHT

maxistentialist:

I might be willing to violate my no hard things in soft things rule for these guys.

(via laughterkey)